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Hades: I can't believe you're getting all worked up over some 'guy.' Meg: I don't care, I'm not going to help you hurt him! Do you hear that sound? It's the sound of your freedom, fluttering away, *forever*! Hades: Hercules, stop! You can't do this to me, you can't. Hades: If I say I want Wonder Boy's head on a platter, you say.? So the first thing we gotta do is make the little sunspot. I have a whole cosmos up there waiting for me. Hades: Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt. Hades: And now that I set you free, what is the first thing you are going to do? Hades: My favorite part of the game: sudden death. Meg: Look, I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse. What exactly happened here? I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian to join my team for the uprising and here I am sort of. Hades: Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little *nut*-Meg. The Fates: Should Hercules fight, you will fail. The Fates: A word of caution to this tale. The Fates: Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall / And you, Hades, will rule all! The Fates: The time to act will be at hand / Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band. The Fates: In 18 years precisely / The planets will align ever so nicely. Anybody listenin'? It's like I'm - What am I, an echo or something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace? Hello, it's me. Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me. Hades: What d'ya say? It's happy ending time. Hades: I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one *schlemiel* who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods. You give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath, and I give you the thing that you crave most in the entire cosmos: your freedom. Hades: Which is exactly why I got a feelin' you're gonna leap at my new offer. He hurt you real bad, didn't he, Meg? Huh? And how does this creep thank you? By running off with some babe. Hades: Well, you know, that's good because that's what got you into this jam in the first place, isn't it? You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life. Hades: They couldn't handle him as a baby. And here is a sucker for the little sucker. Hades: We were so close! So close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little *nut*-Meg has to go all noble. Hades: Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way. Hades: and you are wearing his merchandise? Hades: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, I throw everything I've got at him, and it doesn't even. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay? I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. Hades: He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? Hades: Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. You mind runnin' that by me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something. Hades: Now you now how it feels to be like everyone else. Hades: You might feel just a little queasy. But unlike you gods lounging about up here, I regretfully have a full-time job that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. Hades: What! The Fates were here and you didn't tell me? Just inform me the minute the Fates arrive.

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And, as always, hey, full of dead people. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. Hades: So is this an audience or a mosaic? Anyway, what do you owe these people, huh?

It happens 'cause, you know, it's war, but what can I tell ya. I mean, it's, you know, it's a possibility. Hades: It's a small underworld, after all, huh?

Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany? I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays. Pain: This might be a different Hercules. Hades: So you took care of him, huh? 'Dead as a doornail.' Weren't those your *exact* words? Panic: Wait, wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to.? Panic: 'Hercules.' Why does that name ring a bell? You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat. You'll be dead before you can get to her. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.